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19 April 2012 @ 01:27 pm
Drive by wibble...yes I'm trying to write a Big Bang!  
Here be wibbling rant, feel free to run like hell!




Friends, Romans, Fl*sters, yes it's that time of year again when I test....nay turn on the panic alarm, normal wibbling will resume shortly....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Right why did I think this was a good idea? even worse, why did I not attempt an J2 AU epic....hang on Acolyte0301 springs to mind here (really must get back to that)  No I decided to spruce up a little H/C fic I was writing staring Jared and Jensen on set!  Twas meant to be simple, but muppet here decided  there was too much of the bad guys in it (yes I have villians, and they even have a personality...well they are there) Scenes have been added, extra battered Jensen is being added....have I finished the bloody thing? Have I crap!  Now there is less than two weeks to the dead line, and I have realized this pile of steaming drivel shouldn't be allowed in the rareified company of other BB fics.  Waffle! My god I've taken my waffling to new depths......

Here is a snipet, unchecked and as rough as a badger arse...

Jensen sat on the edge of the bed and wondered what Jared was up to, he shivered slightly and then he winced as stiffening muscles protested.  He yawned he was so tired he just wanted to curl up and close his eyes, but every time he closed them he saw Will’s sneering face.  Jensen wrapped his arms round himself and he took a calming breath, he jumped when he felt a hand on his shoulder.  Jensen looked up to see Jared standing beside him looking concerned his forehead furrowed making Jensen smile slightly.  “Jay you keep that up I’m gonna have to take you to get botox, the fan girls would hate to see their ‘Sammy’ with wrinkles.”  He laughed and was rewarded with a bright smile from Jared, he looked at the bowl in his hand.  “Dude I ain’t drunk and I don’t feel sick so what’s the bowl for?”  He squinted up at Jared feeling the start of a headache behind tired eyes.

Jared reached out and gently brushed his fingers over Jensen’s forehead, “You take it easy I said I was going to take care of you and I meant it, I’ll be back in a minute.”  Jared bent over and placed a tender kiss on his forehead.

Jared walked into the bathroom and turned on the taps, he let the bowl fill while he rummaged around in the bathroom cabinet.  Jared grinned when he found what he wanted, it was a of bottle of bath and shower gel, he opened it and managed a rueful smile as the scent brought back memories.

  Jared had brought the gel on a whim when he’d been in England after a convention, it was from a place called Crabtree & Evelyn, the shop sold bath and beauty products made from natural ingredients.  The gel was Citron, Honey & Coriander, Jared had thought it smelled wonderful.  That was until a night spent with Kane and Carlson, when Kane had sniffed the air took a swig of beer and said, “Jay that’s a great smell reminds me of the sauce I made to go with the chicken I cooked the other day, damn I’m hungry now got anything to eat?”  This had been accompanied by roars of laughter and Jensen nearly choking to death on a peanut, ever since then it had been gathering dust in the cabinet.


See what I mean? God alone knows how much waffle there is, why did I think I could actually produce something worth reading?
So I'd like to appolgise now to anyone I owe comments to, promises of fic being read (You know who you are and I'm really sorry), and just in general I will be back by May if I can manage to do anything worth bloody while with this dross *heads desk*


 
 
Current Location: The Office
Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
Current Music: None
 
 
 
Wataru Kisugi: JAByRaloria002wataru_kisugi on April 19th, 2012 12:42 pm (UTC)
I just cannot wait to read your completed BB story! You can nail them as usual! You know I always LOVE your h/c story. ;D
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on May 6th, 2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
*Blinks in a daze* My god it's May and I've done it! Now just to polish it up and pray it doesn't suck too much! Thanks for the kind words of encouragement.
     Mandy: DW-SPN - Good Mena_phoenixdragon on April 19th, 2012 01:03 pm (UTC)
Sweetie...you're fic is more than worthy of being right there amongst those Bangs!! Now stop that!! Know your work for the awesome it is!! As for the rest of it, we can wait until you stop wibbling, finish your masterpiece and get it on the road...

*Loves you*

*Gives you paperbag to breathe into*

*SQUISHES*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on May 6th, 2012 03:20 pm (UTC)
*Waves weakly from the floor* You know I've managed to do this, but I thought I would answer all the lovely comments I got. *Hugs*
Thank you, and you who is a prize winning author of fics, you talented sod you *G*

Now just to clean it up, and send it to my long suffering and possibly hiding beta!
     Mandy: Eleven - Beautiful Idiota_phoenixdragon on May 6th, 2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
*Loves*

Just glad you got them - hope they cheered you along as you kicked ass!!

Talented sod my arse! Bullshitter is more like, lol!!

You will rawk this!!

*hugs you tight*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on May 6th, 2012 05:31 pm (UTC)
Honestly they were a great help, it made me bloody determined to finish it.

Yes you are talented, believe me you're very talented.

I've been looking at the big bang summaries, and in between bouts of wibbling at my poor effort, there are some crackers to read this year! Roll on the fun.

*Smishes you*
     Mandy: DW-SPN - Cowboysa_phoenixdragon on May 6th, 2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
I am so proud of you, you have NO idea!!

Thank you, honey - that means a lot to me!! *Hugs you with happiness*

I'm looking forward to it!! Ahhh, another BigBang...gotta love it!

*SNUGGLES*
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sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on May 6th, 2012 03:25 pm (UTC)
What can I say, he's just so cute when he's battered and yes I do believe my pass for special hell just arrived!

I promise to get back to Acolyte0301, I have ideas for that story, I just need to get this sorted first.
heather03nmgheather03nmg on April 19th, 2012 01:06 pm (UTC)
Knowing you're writing this epic fic for bigbang is better than christmas. You best keep going!
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on May 6th, 2012 03:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you *blushes* and a happy early Christmas, I made it! Now to just tidy it up and get it off to my beta.
Spudhay1ock on April 19th, 2012 07:03 pm (UTC)
OMG I read that as you were trying to write a gang bang O_o
sasha_dragon: SPN4.13sasha_dragon on April 20th, 2012 07:57 am (UTC)
ROFL!!! Oh good god! That has just made my day! Listen I have enough trouble writing two guys together, let alone a cast of thousands!

Gang bang.... that puts a new slant on the fic, thank you for that has cheered up for the day. The office suddenly looks a lot brighter.
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on April 20th, 2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Don't be silly, that's not waffle, it sounds awesome!

Btw, I totally loved the Crabtree and Evelyn reference; my dad buys me shed loads of stuff from there - nice little nod to us English girls. ;-)

As much as I've missed your writing, and I always do, don't stress yourself out! Your many fans will be here waiting!

xxxx
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on April 20th, 2012 07:59 am (UTC)
Thank you, it was time for the wibble...and I got fans? really??? I think things would've gone smoother if I hadn't stopped and wrote the bad bunny....17000 words later *coughs*

I couldn't resist the Crabtree and Evelyn reference, I could just see the grin on Chris' face.

write first of all back to work, secondly back to the fic!
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on April 20th, 2012 11:28 am (UTC)
Hell yes! Well I'd call myself a fan anyway and, from looking at your other comments, I think some of those people count as fans too. I still haven't read that, sigh, it's been a really hectic couple of weeks at work and there was no way I was gonna rush reading that! Can't wait though 'cause it looks awesome!

xxxx