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19 June 2014 @ 08:43 pm
Falls to my knees and thanks the gods of the internet!  
Friends, Romans, Fl*sters, how are we all tonight? Yes I know it's a surprise, to see I have crawled out from beneath my rock. Gather round and, pull up a hottie to cuddle while I recount my tale of woe.

Now many of you good souls know that at this moment in time I'm on my hols. Last year the place where I stay, the bright and Sunny Pebble Bank Caravan Park in Weymouth (ooohhh the glamour *G*) entered the 21st century and got themselves WiFi.  Now being the good little internet addict I am, I promptly paid for said service and enjoyed myself.

This year I toddled down to the office grabbed my prepaid card, and got ready to swell the ranks of LJ lurkers (never let it be said I'm nothing if not honest).  Only to try and log on and to my horror I saw that the buggers had employed a filter system, and the system decided that Live Journal is a porn site. After a few moments sitting there gobsmacked I got proactive, I emailed the club WiFi and unashamedly begged for access.

Monday I heard nothing, and glory of glories on Tuesday a lovely engineer called Kevin said sorry and the filter system could be a bit uptight. But he assured me Livejournal was no longer considered the gateway to porntopia (it took ten minutes for me to stop laughing)  and I should now be able to blog to my pervy little heart's content.

So with a sense of joy I tried to log on, and got slapped right round the mush with sasha-dragon.livejournal is a porn site....Pardon?

Then I tried something else, I attempted to leave a comment on milly_gal's journal, and it let me! no I didn't get either (sorry milly *G*) then I tried dizzojay's and yes I could speak to her. Sadly this kindness did not extend to wings128 and stir_of_echoes I believe Stir is still laughing. So bemused I continued to sneak onto LJ via Milly's journal, and just to make it funnier the porn filter let me on big_heart_june's journal *throws hands in the air*

That was on Wednesday, now don't get me wrong I'm enjoying my holiday. I've spent my days being gently poached by sun, and walking the dogs up and down the beach and trying to avoid some of the World cup by escaping here. But still I kept trying to break onto my journal, and still it was declared porn, I resigned myself to just popping up and annoying Milly and Dizzo. And just for a change actually do some writing, I'll just ignore the hysterical laughter.

Then today I thought I'd try again, and this time I'd been upgraded, apparently now I'm a malicious site! I resent that remark, I can get a little testy at times (Just ask Sky Living) but malicious, never. I even clicked on the security report attached, to find bugger all wrong with my journal.

So how come I'm here, I hear the crickets chirp? At the bottom of the dire warning about fire and brimstone reigning down upon the head, of anyone trying to gain entry to this blacked hearted pit of depravity. There was a tiny little blue link telling me if I wished I could enter the site, but first I had to promise to abandon all hope.

I clicked....and here I am!!!!  But I have no idea how long this state of grace will continue, for all I know come Saturday they'll think I've gone home and turn off access. So while I'm here I will continue to enjoy myself, and I will try to post a little something every day....there that should scare you.

Just to mention the world cup, Uruguay have just scored....time to dig out the crash helmet!

Current Location: Weymouth
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: AlterBridge
::twiglet::: pondering smuttwigletmoo on June 19th, 2014 08:03 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! Porntopia! Well, he may have a point, I mean, what the hell else do we LJ for?

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:48 pm (UTC)
I know poor Kevin had a point, but I wasn't going to tell him that was I? But I'm back amongst the pervery where I'm most at home.
Dizzojay's Dean Dreamsdizzojay on June 19th, 2014 08:16 pm (UTC)
Heehee, I'm just rapt that they seem to think my journal is a paragon of purity? Heaven help me - it contains more nudity than the HBO after sundown!
Poor confused little filter :)

sasha_dragon: sasha4sasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:49 pm (UTC)
I must admit I was in awe of that as well, but they seem to think you're a paragon of virtue. Who am I to tell them otherwise *G*
Junebig_heart_june on June 19th, 2014 08:25 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha! too funny!
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:50 pm (UTC)
I know tell me about it!
wings128wings128 on June 19th, 2014 08:36 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh Nooooooo! *breaks into hysterical laughter* Hey big_heart_june how's my LJ pornier than yours? LOL!

Sorry hun, I'm with Stir, I'm still laughing :D How is this possible? I know you've put a humourous spin on the situation, but FUCK! what a pain in the arse!


*uses her rose icon so it doesn't blow the filter's mind*
sasha_dragon: Dean's O facesasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:53 pm (UTC)
I must admit this was one of those glorious moments, when if you don't laugh you'll sob hysterically on the floor!

I'm still at a loss to figure out the filter's parameters, but it has provided me with some entertainment.

Thank you for using the rose icon, I'd hate for the filter to go wibble again!
Echo: Jensen/ROFLstir_of_echoes on June 19th, 2014 08:41 pm (UTC)
I was chuckling away to myself for quite a while. Hee! porntopia.

Though what a pain in the backside to not be able to surf where you want, when you want.
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:55 pm (UTC)
Be fair it is funny! and yes I think porntopia really suits LJ.

It is a pain in the arse but I'm getting the hang of working my way round the filter *G*. See you can't keep a good perv scout down!
Denidenig37 on June 19th, 2014 10:05 pm (UTC)
Same thing with admin asshole blocking the chat platform (it's the most used and famous one in my country) in the school computers (in the school where my mom works, I visit from time to time, it's my old school too and I wait for her surfing).

I use free proxy servers (you can find a whole list of them on google http://www.proxy4free.com/list/webproxy1.html ) to go on that site anyway - my main e-mail is there!
(if the first one doesn't work I just try another one or just go to https://www.hidemyass.com/proxy - scroll for the free proxy)

Edited at 2014-06-19 10:07 pm (UTC)
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 06:56 pm (UTC)
There was a lot of eye rolling and gnashing of teeth. But I've come to a grudging truce with the filter system, and thank you for the links they may come in handy.
milly_galmilly_gal on June 20th, 2014 09:16 am (UTC)
Still crying with laughter over here, it just boggles the mind that lj and wifi and filter and ANYONE AT ALL could think that myself and June's journal's aren't porn! I mean *hands* *holds sides* brilliant.

On the other hand I hope the grace lasts babes, nothing worse than wanting into the interwebs and lj and being thwarted *hugs*
sasha_dragon: Con 2sasha_dragon on June 20th, 2014 07:00 pm (UTC)
*Hands you a tissue to wipe your eyes on* I still can't figure it, and I saw the evidence with my own eyes.

I've got everything crossed this state of grace continues, and I can keep on turning up here and cause trouble.
milly_galmilly_gal on June 21st, 2014 10:03 am (UTC)
At least you can still pop in and out now, and feel free to come along to my plkave ANYTIME I love having you over there :D
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on June 21st, 2014 07:38 pm (UTC)
Well at the moment it's playing silly beggars, taking ages to connect. But I will not be defeated, and I'll just keep on annoying you!
milly_galmilly_gal on June 22nd, 2014 11:21 am (UTC)
You're not annoying me, lol! Come on, where's my morning email ;)