Last night mum decided to give me another pep talk, edited highlights included I'm borring and still stupid, why don't I search friends reunited (hmm let me see bullied unmercifully to a near nervous breakdown and you want to say hi?). The house is a shambles and it stinks (I dont have a sense of smell always a good way to trigger my paranoia), Steve is fed up of me tapping away and is gonna leave me once he fnishes paying for his daughter in June. Also "I paid you a pound a week to wash up and I found out your dad did it!" err mum I was 12 at the time and now I'm 40... you do the math.
But the real kicker was this one...."Eveyone is allowed an hobby and you can have your hobby. But why do you have to do every night and on the weekends? this house needs cleaning when you do upstairs it only takes an hour it should take all morning." So from that I get that yes I can go on the computer as long as the house is spotless and its not evening, and I should watch her sleep on the settee adoringly every Sunday!
So before you ask, I'm recoverytwell from the headectomy (removal of head from up ass) and here I state.... "You can take away my internet and smash my lap top (she's threatend that one more than once) But you will never take my Freeeeedddooommm! (excuse me a moment my kilt's got tucked in my knickers and I'm not sure this wode is my shade of blue).
So in retaliation for never being able to live up to her exacting standards as a human being the following goes
1 Hell Is Other People Will be finished if it bloody kills me and poor old Di
Plot Bunnies beware.....
2 a fic with Jensen with powers, think ghost whisperer but he would like much hotter in the underwired nightie.
3 I want to do a kind of super hero fic, at first it was going to be Au but now I can see it thus Jensen a mild mannered actor by day and avenging vilgianty by night (scheduling permitting) and I can here Misha saying "When he said I'm Batman he really wasn't kidding."
4 I have to do a serial killer Fic. Jared bright young author and Jensen badass FBI agent assigned to protect him when someone starts to recreate the plot of one of his books. Here we're talking St Sebastian and Jensen saying "Dude what's wrong with having you victims just shot or stabbed? but filled full of arrows and wearing a diaper? I mean really?"
So that one means I get to look at art and research the first gay pin up in detail!
All that worries me now is the show ends before I write some of these or better yet feel free to stop me *G*