December 11th, 2010

kali-sinful desires

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I stole leonidaslion's purse (-30 points). In June I gave hay1ock a kidney (1000 points). In April I put money in ldyghst's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I turned orwell_fic in for farting in church (3 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!


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