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I have started to watch the Borgias on Sky Atlantic, a fine piece of rollicking...yes I said rollicking drama. And then my shallow pervy little brain started to wander, now I'm a fan of costume-ish dramas. I'm still mourning the end of Game of Thrones here folks, and so this is an acceptable replacement. We're talking swords, and nudity here (why yes I am that shallow...I wonder if we could get a nude sword fight?....hang on Pirate BB! Scribbles notes) and then.....then....*heads desk* it hit me right between the bloody eyes. Do you know who would look hot in doublet and hose? all that gorgeous velvet and brocade? Those wonderful flowing shirts fastened with laces....
Yup you got it, step forward one Jensen Ross Ackles! can you imagine that ass in a pair of hose? Crap you could bounce a twenty pence peice off that bum, mind you with the shape of the coin, you'd have to watch out for ricochet's.
Then of course my grubby little mind wandered further.....
Jared stood on the set of the Borgias, looking for Jensen. Jensen had managed to get a guest role on the show and now he was here, ready to get pictures to mock, and taunt his other half with. Kane had threatened to kill him, if he didn't get at least one shot of "Ackles runnin around in a pair of panty hose." Now as he looked round at all the actors dressed for a Ren fest, his eyes were drew to one in particular.
The man had his back to him. but Jared knew that body anywhere, the words he'd been ready to yell across the set died, as his tongue got stuck to the roof of his mouth. Jensen was talking to someone, and Jared couldn't help but stare, the doublet fitted him perfectly accentuating his broad shoulders, and sat on his trim waist. But all it served to do was highlight Jensen's perfect ass, in a pair of hose that clung like a second skin. The material skimmed over his muscular legs, and Jared's mouth began to water as he took in the relaxed pose Jensen struck, with his hand resting on the hilt of the sword that hung at his waist.
Finally one of the PA's called out , "Jensen you got a visitor." When Jensen turned round, Jared was ready to drop to his knees and start begging for mercy. To top off the ensemble they had given Jensen a wig, it was a dark auban and it fell past his chin, and just to finish Jared's last few remaing brain cells. The hair curled softly framing Jensen's face perfectly.
Jensen smiled as he grew closer, "Jay, I'm so glad you could make it. Listen let me get to wardrobe and get changed, they've finished with me for today. Did I tell you I got a scene with Jeremy Irons tomorrow?" Jensen walked passed Jared still talking, and Jared was convinced he'd either just had a heart attack, or all his blood had rushed straight to his dick. Without the need for traveling through his veins, at the sight of Jensen's ass in the tight fitting hose. As Jensen walked away he swayed seductively, and Jared couldn't help the possessive growl that escaped him.
He managed to catch up with Jensen and his eyes darted round the set, he was looking for somewhere quiet, and private where he could pin Jensen down, and ravage him. He felt he could safely use the word, due to the way Jensen was dressed.
Jensen noticed how quiet Jared was and turned back to talk to him. He found Jared right up close in his personal space, looking at him as if he was a free bag of candy. Jared's eyes were dark with lust, and like lightening Jared curled his hands round Jensen's biceps. Then Jensen found himself being propelled backwards, to a darkened corner of the set.
"Jay what are you doing?" Jensen just about managed to gasp out ,as Jared manhandled him into a corner pushing him roughly against the wall. Jared slipped his arm round his waist and pushed himself right against Jensen's body. Jensen could feel how hard Jared had gotten, Jared ground his now erect cock into Jensen's groin, making him moan softly. Then Jensen's hands flew up and held onto his arms when Jared cupped his face with his other hand and kissed him. The kiss was full of raw passion and Jared,let his hand slip down so he was caressing Jensen's firm ass, he stroked at the soft material, and he groaned when Jensen rolled his hips. Jared redoubled his efforts in the kiss plundering Jensen's mouth, as if his life depended on it. Finally needing to breathe he drew back. Jensen was clinging onto him looking dazed, and even more beautiful than before. His skin was flushed and his lips were swollen and just so tempting.
"What the fuck was that?" Jensen's asked in a shaky voice.
Jared just grinned at him, "Dude what can I say, it's your own fault you stand there with Kane hair, wearing something that would force me to go round killing guys for looking at you. And how come you're goin.commando?" Jared had noticed that, during his close examination of the costume.
"Dude I take it you spotted how damn tight these things are, no briefs allowed it ruins the line, but my cod piece keeps me decent. And although the director loved my hair, the wardrobe department thought Dean's buzz cut would look out of place in fifteenth century Italy." Jensen finally managed to get his balance back, and he was smirking at Jared. Then he swallowed nervously, as the look in Jared's eyes made him shiver with anticipation.
Jared leaned closer and whispered in Jensen's ear, "How easy do you think it would be to swipe this stuff? Because you have no idea how hot you look, you shouldn't though. I should be mocking you for looking like a girl, but I think it's your impressive weapon." Jared ran his hand down Jensen's body before resting it on the hilt of the sword he carried.
Jensen grinned at him, "Look come back later. and I'll give you a personal tour of the set, tell me Jared how would you like to make love in the pope's bed?" Jensen's words were breathy.
Jared returned the grin, "Damn I love it when you talk kinky."
*Heads desk* I know I've gone now, I'm writing goddamn Borgias porn! Ok I feel better now I've got that out of my system. Now I'll return to the clean world and get back to spn_gen_bigbang *G*