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27 November 2011 @ 11:46 pm
Oh Hell No! (1/1), R, Jared/Jensen.  
Title: Oh Hell No. 
Word Count:  9000
Rating: R.
Summary:  Exactly why is Jensen hiding in the closet in the guest room? It’s all to do with the latest Season Five script, courtesy of Sera and Ben. When he said he’d take one for the team....this wasn’t what he had in mind.   
Pairing: Jared/Jensen.
Disclaimer:  Here be fiction, folks. This isn’t real nor is it meant to reflect the relationship between the two men, whose names and faces I’m borrowing.  This is my very own little take on reality or as I like to think of it now, the wrong trouser leg of time, where our universe and this one split apart, and this universe is bathed in a rosy pink hue. 
Warnings: None really except for author insanity, and a promise that neither Jensen nor his Sasquatch were harmed in the writing of this story.
Notes:   First of all my thanks go to my awesome and long-suffering beta, bigj52, a woman with the patience of a saint, and a goddess like skill in her ability to turn my scribbles into English.  Now before any of you brave souls read this, I promise hand on heart (and swear on all I hold dear, including my Supernatural DVDs and photo ops with the boys), this was started before the Season Six finale aired. I started to write this piece of fluff, as a break from my usual beating the crap out of Jensen or Dean angst.   I finally decided to pick this up and finish it.  So if you happen to spot a couple of plot points from later seasons, trust me - my fic came first *G* 
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Current Mood: nervousnervous
Current Music: TV-Leverage
     Mandy: SPN - Let Me Hug Youa_phoenixdragon on December 13th, 2011 11:05 am (UTC)

And seriously...I sympathised with Jensen and his bag of peas - though mine was from less fun then he was having, ugh!! And I totally loved 'Meanwhile, back in the closet -'

*Cackles* AWESOME FIC, BB!

*Wantons and rapaciously squishes you!*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on December 17th, 2011 03:11 pm (UTC)
Why thank you!

And I have to say ouch that doesn't sound very promising....and how can you not love Meanwhile back in the closet....*G*

*Tackle Hugs*
funshine908funshine908 on December 27th, 2011 04:41 am (UTC)
Hi! This was so funny and oh so awesome! I hope you don't mind but I'm totally going to friend you :)
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on December 28th, 2011 06:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you, I'm so pleased you enjoyed this and friend away. Just to warn you I am prone to strange ramblings and unprovoked random acts of h/c fic and angst against Jensen/Dean, I feel I should prepare you for your own safety *G*
deezy_y: J2 animated this is my boyfrienddeezy_y on March 2nd, 2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
This was absolutely hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, and I do love a possessive Jared. :)
JJ1564jj1564 on July 25th, 2012 10:29 am (UTC)
That was so funny and sexy, I love the idea of Sera & Ben writing that! You have a great imagination and a gift with words - the whole scenario of tortured Dean being rescued by Sam & Cas was so evocative, I may need to go and lie down in the sunshine! I'm really enjoying reading my way through your fiction!
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on July 25th, 2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you, and I'm so happy you enjoyed this. You really could see Sera & Ben writing something like that, and Jensen running for the hills.

And who me? really? *rubs back of neck.....blushes* aww shucks there are better writers out there, but I'm happy you like my stories. Please carry on exploring them and have a great time, and I hope you enjoyed the sunshine as well.
lynda_68lynda_68 on March 19th, 2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
Oh so Hot:)
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on March 23rd, 2013 08:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you.