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04 December 2012 @ 08:25 pm
Just when you thought you were safe!  

Friends, Romans, Fl*sters! Yes I’m back....no don’t run away....Please, I seek your wisdom and guidance.You see I might have accidentally signed up for the j2nonauchallenge *whistles* and of course I’m looking for a little story idea.

Of course there is the 4000 or so words of a little piece of comedy porn errm I mean fluff, I’ve already got written.  All to do with Jared’s attempts at romance.....

 Jared took hold of Jensen’s hips and ground up against him making Jensen whimper, he managed to regain control of his vocal chords, “Jay you climbed up the drain pipe dressed as Captain Jack with a rose between your teeth.  What the hell was I supposed to think?” Jensen’s words were breathy, as Jared had sat up and was nuzzling his neck, and a large hand slid into the waist band of his jeans.

“That a handsome stranger was coming to ravage you till you were a sated puddle of goo. And not some mad axe murderer, and not have you try and cave my head in with a golf club. “Jared muttered into Jensen’s neck, shivering when Jensen tweaked his nipples lightly.

Jensen pulled back slightly and his green eyes danced in the firelight, “Jay you’d tripped the circuit breaker so the house was in darkness, all I saw was an unidentified moose trying to break into our home.  I was just trying to protect the man I loved, from being savagely attacked by an armed maniac.”  Jensen was trying not to laugh at Jared.

“I wasn’t armed it was a goddamn rose!  I had plans for that rose too, it never stood a chance. You came hurtling out of the dark screaming like a freaking banshee, waving your putter at me.   You trampled it underfoot, before I had chance to sweep you into my arms and....”

“What offer to let me walk your plank?  I shudder to think what you were going to do with that rose, and it wasn’t my putter it was a nine iron. And how many times do I have to say sorry for hitting you?  I managed to divert the swing, and it was only a couple of stitches, the nurses all thought you looked hot.  Thank god we managed to convince them you’d been at a fancy dress party, be honest the bed baths were fun, and I spent days moping your fevered brow.  Now how about you putting your latest romantic master plan into action for me, I promise I’m not armed this time.”  Jensen reached out and stroked Jared’s face.

I could finish that, well I’m going to finish that one day, I like the idea.  Or there is the usual let’s beat the hell out of Jensen motif, and I lay the blame for this idea firmly at the feet of Lou Bollo the show’s stunt arranger.  It stems from an article in the Supernatural Magazine about stunt work; this is what he had to say about No Rest for the Wicked:

 Lou Bollo:  Jensen literally went through hell on that episode,” says Bollo. “It took a special actor to go through all the stuff we put him through.  For that scene where’s he’s hanging there and he’s got all the chains hooked into him, we had him literally suspended in the air and his arms and legs pulled to the sides.  That was not an easy thing for him to do and act at the same time.  He also got thoroughly banged around, slammed on a table then pulled off it.  He was abused.”

I’ve had the idea for some time of Jensen looking after Jared while they film that episode. Knowing the kind of toll, heavy emotional scenes have on Jared.  He doesn’t bother mentioning that he feels like hammered crap after filming Dean’s demise, the last twice they yanked him off the table stung a little. Plus the whole being chased through the Vancouver countryside was exhausting.  I had the idea that after several hours of watching Jensen suffer, Lou and Kim call Jared to the set to take him home.  Jared realizes just how much Jensen’s been through as well, cue lots of fluff, cuddling and feeding Jensen chocolate ice cream....yes I’m a sap.

 Or do you have any ideas?  I’m open to suggestions!

There you go folks, your mission should you decide to accept it....this entry will self destruct in five seconds.

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     Mandy: Dean - All Tied Upa_phoenixdragon on December 5th, 2012 04:34 am (UTC)
Ohh, I'd love to see the snippet fully done! That was sweet and hilarious!!

Then again...there are possibilities for the second...

Decisions, decisions...I know! WRITE THEM BOTH. NAO.
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on December 6th, 2012 08:45 pm (UTC)
I think I'll use the first one for the challenge, and what the hell! I'll just go ahead and write the second one any way *G*
Somersomer on December 5th, 2012 09:18 am (UTC)
That's just mean! HOW CAN WE CHOOSE BETWEEN THOSE TWO IDEAS?? Just mean, just saying!

Jared's attempts at romance sounds awesome and the little section above promises many, many hilarious moments (I already chuckled while reading the part above)!

The second idea...I loved that episode (lots and lots of beautiful Jensen shots) and Jensen exhausted, bruised, doing the stunts by himself, more bruises...mhm, that would make a really, really interesting story!!

I'm not giving you more ideas because these two are already awesome!! And I'm going with a_phoenixdragon here...WRITE THEM BOTH!! :P
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on December 6th, 2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
Ok you win! I'll write the Jared romance for the challenge....Oh and I'll write the beat the hell out of Jensen because I can *G*
ferrous_wheelerferrous_wheeler on December 5th, 2012 12:10 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, I think I prefer the first one - so sweet, yet so funny! But then again, the second one has so much potential that I'd love to read it...
Can I declare a tie?
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on December 6th, 2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
Thank you and I'm going to go with the fluffy funny porn for the challenge, and I'll probably write the other just for fun.