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20 January 2013 @ 03:49 pm
Stick a fork in me I'm done!  
Friends, Romans, Fl*sters!  How are we all this fine, or in United Kingdom's case, snowy Sunday! I bring tidings on the fic front. I have an artist for my story on the j2noauchallenge.  I want you all to offer thanks and prayers for the brave and talented meesasometimes. Oh the poor woman, she has absolutely no idea what she has let herself in for.

For example my latest piece of 'fluff' (ha!) stands at 10,000 words, and of course I'm now worried it's not funny enough, porny enough, and have I got too much schmoop or not enough? And is that really the way you treat an[spoilers sweetie!]angora allergy? Also it's not quite complete....oh ye gods, I swear it's nine thousand words too bloody long already, but of course that leads onto the most important question....What the bloody hell are you doing here when you should be abusing both the English language and Jensen (not necessarily in that order).  Well I was strolling past the spn_party and I spotted the CHCH promo for this week's episode!

Excuse me while I test the squeeometer......


And if you don't believe me here it is.......

Ok I finally stopped whimpering and laughing an hour later (Jensen, chain mail, be still my heaving hormones) , and then I thought about the last image......
Holly Mary Mother Of The Winchesters!

Yes at long last we have Sam in costume (come on only Jared could blue steel like that!)

But more importantly as far as I'm concerned.....DEAN HAS GOT LONG HAIR!!!!!!!  ok it's the world's worst wig, I'm having Axel Rose flashbacks, but seriously do they know what they have done?

I have a kink, yes I know it might come as a shock to you all. But I've always had a thing about men with long hair, it stems back to Robin Of Sherwood and Michael Praed, go look it up, and of course I have to mention a certain Eliot Spencer (I still mourn the fact Kane cut his hair). Now the swines at the CW have given Jensen long hair, All I can say is thank god it's blonde, and the face paint is distracting enough to spare me from spontaneous combustion!

Now that should be the end of it right?  I've got it out of my system.....Wrong!

Now I'm seeing stories, either Jared and Jensen as LARPERS, weekend warriors who meet on battlefields all over the country. They a have weekend relationship, before going back to real life. Finally they meet in real life and have to decide whether to carry on the relationship.

And if that's not bad enough, how about this!  Back in the day J2 are warriors, shied mates who stand side by side in battle.  Cue hot, sweaty, thank god you're alive at the end of the battle, desperate sex. Thinks about it, hurt boys, scars....long hair.....chain mail.......NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Damn you Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles!  I had a life (well I did other things) Before I saw you, before I found fandom, what the flying fuck have you two done to me?

Now I'm going back to my fic, and I'll finish it if it kills me. Then I'll go back to my other stories.  No LARPING, or shield mates......Do you hear me?
Current Location: home
Current Mood: dorkydorky
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frostfalconfrostfalcon on January 20th, 2013 03:55 pm (UTC)
Wow... I thought I was the only person that remembered Michael Praed and Robin of Sherwood. I wish I had a VCR still so I could watch it again... LOL...

Good luck finishing the fic I'm now going to see if I can hunt down Robin of Sherwood on DVD and I have this silly urge to renew my SCA membership.
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:10 pm (UTC)
No you're not the only one, there are more of us out there! Ahh Michael Praed object of my youthful crush, and man responsible for that bloody kink!

I still have fond memories of a trip to Nottingham, and finding I suppose museum devoted to all things Robin. You know what the best thing there was? They had the Herne The Hunter Costume! my Ex had to threaten to search me before we left *G*

Good luck with your search for the DVD, and try to resist the urge to renew your SCA membership. Now I'm off to do battle with my story.
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on January 20th, 2013 04:04 pm (UTC)
Don't worry I had a mini breakdown as well when I saw Jensen in chain mail...*dies* but dies a very happy woman...

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:13 pm (UTC)
I fear I might not make the end of the episode, in fact I'm bloody sure of it. I swear they're trying to kill us all.

But I will go a happy, happy woman!
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on January 20th, 2013 04:20 pm (UTC)
I mean...what a way to go!

I'd be perfectly happy with 'Death by Jensen Ackles' face' on my death certificate...pretty sure I wouldn't be the only one...

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:25 pm (UTC)
I keep telling people Jensen should come with a health warning!

I can't wait for a glimpse of that perfect ass in hose, tights, whatever you want to call those skin tight britches he's wearing. God I need caps from this episode, in fact a new icon!
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on January 20th, 2013 04:31 pm (UTC)
You are preaching to the choir on that one!

I'm gonna have to wait ages coz I haven't seen any of season eight...sigh...I'll just have to make do with the pretty, pretty pictures...

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:39 pm (UTC)
I'm sure there will be plenty of pretty pictures. Come on no way is fandom going to let this slip by!
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on January 20th, 2013 04:40 pm (UTC)
:-D *creepy, pervy grin!* :-D

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:50 pm (UTC)
See that's what friends are for.... *smirks*
Saltandburnboyssaltandburnboys on January 20th, 2013 04:52 pm (UTC)

     Mandy: Eleven - Half Smile - TWoRSa_phoenixdragon on January 20th, 2013 04:41 pm (UTC)
Bwhahahahhaaaa!! Yeah. This resolution will last all of five seconds. I know how your mind works, sweetie. *Grins*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 04:49 pm (UTC)
You give me that long? Then I must resist. But come on! Look at him....in fact I'm looking at him right now, I mean seriously how do they expect us not to go wibble and run off to write fic after that!

     Mandy: Eleven - Stop it; Make Mea_phoenixdragon on January 20th, 2013 05:02 pm (UTC)
Being generous to your strength, sweetie, lol!! Gods...I DO love some long hair. In a DWRPS I'm writing, I've given Matt long hair...kind unnnggghhh over long hair on my menfolk. Tis a thing. And Jensen with long hair?! OH. YES.
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 07:45 pm (UTC)
Why thank you again. You have the same weakness? Oh that's good to know, and Matt with long hair *sigh*

I can just see Jensen with long hair and Jared brushing it gently..... and I need to stop now *G*
     Mandy: Matt Smith - Smitha_phoenixdragon on January 20th, 2013 07:50 pm (UTC)
*KISSES* Always, bb. You know I've got your back.

OMG...I've got it down to his shoulder-blades. He has to wear it in a que with bangs in his eyes and he's been hurt plenty and...okay. I'm getting Feels and it needs to stop.

OMG. I just...

I'll be in my bunk.
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 08:04 pm (UTC)
*Hugs* thank you again!

And....ooooh shoulder length? hurt plenty? aahhhh I might be in my bunk too.
     Mandy: Matt Smith - Lonely B&Wa_phoenixdragon on January 20th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, yes...and he's depressed, been psychologically messed with, plenty of hurty-relationship pain and he's a DRUNK. OMG, STOP ME.

That hair is luxurious, though...just the fringe alone - my fingers wanna just run through it again and again and -

I've got bunks all set, bb!! *CACKLES*


Edited at 2013-01-20 08:33 pm (UTC)
Dizzojay's Dean Dreamsdizzojay on January 20th, 2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
I have watched that clip about fourteen times today.Is it in any way abnormal or concerning to be counting down the minutes until I can download next week's episode?

*slinks away to think naughty thoughts about chain mail*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 07:48 pm (UTC)
Only fourteen? Damn you're show restraint. And it's not abnormal to counting down the minutes until the next week's D/L, I'm just in the process of figuring it out myself *G*

I may join you in the naughty thoughts about chain mail.
Somersomer on January 20th, 2013 07:10 pm (UTC)
Holy god and everything and back and mother jesus christ I CAN'T EVEN!!! I haven't seen that video!! But yes, I already saw pictures of Jensen in that costume, that sexy bastard...

sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on January 20th, 2013 07:53 pm (UTC)
I'm so with you! When I saw the pictures I may have whimpered slightly...oh alright I curled up under my desk and gibbered.

Then I saw the clip today, and it was all over bar the squeeing!

I say we circle the wagons and break out the buckets of cold water, we're gonna need em.