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24 February 2014 @ 01:33 pm
So I'm having a bad morning!  
Friends, Romans, Fl"ters, ok I've had the morning from hell ay work. And in my usual style I broke out the coping method (Dean naked underneath a waterfall) to stop myself from stapling someone to death, and then this stupid little idea just popped into my head.....forgive me friends I had to do this! you may recognize the unnamed Dean Girl from a couple of my fics.

She was sitting there trying not to reach out and grab the nearest heavy object, to beat one of her colleagues to death.  The morning had sarted out crappy, and by lunch time it had turned to a shit storm of almost biblical proportions.  It had gotten so bad not even her Screen Saver of Doom calmed her, image after image of Dean was not even denting the red mist.

No the time had come for desperate measures, so she sat picturing Dean stood under the spray of a waterfall wearing nothing but a seductive smile and freckles.  After a couple of hours the red mist turned pink, and her boss returned her stapler to her.  By the time she sat to check on her LJ at lunch she was almost zen.

It was then she heard footsteps on the stairs to the office, she ignored them in favor of staring at her screen.  It was only when she heard several gasps from the other women in the room, a whimper and a chattering sound did she look away from her screen.  Her view was filled with blue, there was someone beside her wearing jeans, someone with very, very long legs.

As she looked up her jaw dropped, and she carried on up and up...... "Holy shit, Sam? Look I swear I've not written anything about you and Dean in weeks. Really bad writers block, plus you did threaten to plat my fingers together if I bruised Dean again." she blinked nervously and checked the other pods.  The occupants were doing their best Meerkat impressions, and kept popping up over the top of their pods.

Sam folded his arms and glared down at the Dean girl who was the bane of his and his brother's existence, he gave her bitch face no 3 and she squeaked and tried to wheel her chair away.

Sam  reached out and grabbed the chair, leaning forward, "No you haven't written anything, but by any chance are you having a bad day?" he said softly, the Dean girl swallowed and nodded.

 Sam stepped to the side and she heard one of the other women whimper and there was a thud as another hit the floor. There stood Dean he wrapped in a plaid blanket, he was drenched, his hair was plastered to his skull, his teeth were chattering and he shivered uncontrollably as he dripped water all over the carpet.

Sam tapped his foot, "Three goddamn hours it took me to find him!  While he was stood there freezing his damn ass off under that waterfall, he was so cold I had to carry him to the car."

The Dean girl sat starring at the object of all her fan girl desires,  it was every dream come true, a mostly naked, wet Dean Winchester just within her grasp.  Dean looked at her sorrowfully, his nose was red and he sniffed pityfully and sneezed. "Next time dab it, imagine me on a friggin' beach surrounded by beach babes."

The Dean girl nodded, and as Sam went to lead his dripping brother out of the office she called out hopefully, "I don't suppose you'd let me offer to warm him up for you, Sam?"

Sam turned and growled, "I'll take that as a no then." She said.

Right back to work I feel better now.




 
 
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Somersomer on February 24th, 2014 07:24 pm (UTC)
AAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!! OH MY GOD!! I LOVE YOU!!!! I'm not even sorry you had a bad morning. OKAY JUST A LITTLE BIT. BUT THIS IS PRICELESS!!!!

So, so awesome. I had to laugh so hard, especially how you saw him...Dean stood under the spray of a waterfall wearing nothing but a seductive smile and freckles...and how Sam found him...Three goddamn hours it took me to find him! While he was stood there freezing his damn ass off!!!

This whole post is made of awesomeness!! And woman, you had a shivering, naked Dean RIGHT THERE!!! Couldn't all the others in the office like, I don't know, jump Sam and distract him while you cuddled up with Dean under his plaid blanket??? and then you could have shown him your dungeon ;)
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on February 24th, 2014 08:23 pm (UTC)
Hey there! Glad you enjoyed this little ramble born of a frustrating morning. I felt so much better after I'd had Dean standing under that waterfall for a bit.

Then it dawned on me, just how would Sam take his brother being dragged off to be perved over!

I wish I could convince the ladies to help me, so i could grab Dean and drag him off to my dungeon.

*HUGS*
wings128: SPN!D/Swings128 on February 24th, 2014 11:33 pm (UTC)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

OMFG! Hun, this is brilliant! Totally f'ing BRILLIANT!

Sam reached out and grabbed the chair, leaning forward, "No you haven't written anything, but by any chance are you having a bad day?" he said softly, the Dean girl swallowed and nodded.

And...

Sam was tapped his foot, "Three goddamn hours it took me to find him! While he was stood there freezing his damn ass off under that waterfall, he was so cold I had to carry him to the car."

Oh and...

"Next time dab it, imagine me on a friggin' beach surrounded by beach babes."

I was in hysterical fits of uncontrollable laughter.

AWESOME post hun, just awesome!! :D
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on February 25th, 2014 05:18 pm (UTC)
you know it really is amazing what you can do in 30 minutes when you put your mind to it.

I was having a bad morning, so someone hadt to suffer! And there he was my favorite green eyed victim, I really felt so much better afterwards.

I'm so glad this made you laugh.
milly_galmilly_gal on February 25th, 2014 10:46 pm (UTC)
I so very did like this, lol.

30 minutes and you have a group of very amused fangirls :D
ferrous_wheelerferrous_wheeler on February 24th, 2014 11:37 pm (UTC)
This just so helped me make it through my own crappy morning. You are made of awesomeness! *hugs*
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on February 25th, 2014 05:19 pm (UTC)
So happy this helped you through a crappy morning, it's good to amke people smile.
milly_galmilly_gal on February 25th, 2014 09:19 am (UTC)
I think I love you, that was fan-fucking-tastic!!!

I'm literally crying with mirth. Oh poor Dean and Oh poor Dean Girl for getting busted, AGAIN!

You rock all kinds of socks. I wish you a better day today but to be honest if you near stapling 'accidents' leads to this kinda wanderings... ;)

Fab hun!
sasha_dragonsasha_dragon on February 25th, 2014 05:24 pm (UTC)
*Hugs* So I take it you liked this little peice of insanity?

It's kind of impressive what a person can do in 30 minutes if they concentrate!

This brought a smile to my face and yours too judging by the comment, and I'm so happy i did that.